meaganlesley:

New answer for everything = this photo.

meaganlesley:

New answer for everything = this photo.

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The Bear and the Gang - Part I

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One patient they visited had just come out of surgery, so she was feeling a little dazed. When they asked her if she wanted to meet Penguins, she thought they meant actual penguins and asked if she could pet them.

So what did Zatkoff and Vitale do?

“Me and Zats kind of did our best penguin waddle into the room,” Vitale grinned.

Penguins Visit Children’s Hospital (x)

I hate the penguins but this is awesome

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Sochi 2014 Canada vs. USA (Tumblr Edition)

ennis-the-menace:

Before the Olympics:

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Beginning of the Olympics:

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During the game:

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Tumblr:

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STEP 4: Know what kind of hockey player you are

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booksandwildthings:

maratini:

ineptshieldmaid:

notcuddles:

valkyrien:

aflyingmotorbike:

synekdokee:

anglepoiselamp:

Is that the weather report?

*sighs*
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

#how am I supposed to feel like it’s christmas time when there aren’t any lesbians outside at all

Every morning in the winter I wake up hoping to see lesbians outside my window.

booksandwildthings:

maratini:

ineptshieldmaid:

notcuddles:

valkyrien:

aflyingmotorbike:

synekdokee:

anglepoiselamp:

Is that the weather report?

*sighs*

Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

Every morning in the winter I wake up hoping to see lesbians outside my window.

(Source: darkrokkuman)

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